Lolly Cow News Exclusive: Larry the Batman Fan and Harry Big Boy Wise Announce Their Relationship — In Leotards and Spandex!

By Tyler Owens

Hold onto your capes, folks — the city just got a new power couple, and they’re rocking leotards and spandex like no one else. Larry, the ultimate Batman fan, and Harry Big Boy Wise have officially announced their relationship, and yes, they’re doing it in full superhero attire.

Larry has been spotted sporting his signature Batman-themed leotard, complete with the classic bat emblem stretched heroically across his chest. Meanwhile, Harry isn’t shy about stealing the spotlight in his custom-made “Big Boy Wise” spandex suit — vibrant, snug, and designed to show off his superhero swagger.

“We wanted to bring a little Gotham flair into our relationship,” Larry said with a mischievous grin, adjusting his flowing cape. “Nothing says true love like matching outfits that hug in all the right places.”

Harry chuckled, adding, “It’s not just about looking good — it’s about feeling like superheroes together. Plus, leotards are surprisingly comfortable when you’ve got someone special by your side.”

Their fans have taken to social media with a flood of bat-signal emojis and heart reactions, praising the couple’s fearless fashion sense and obvious chemistry. Whether fighting crime or binge-watching Batman marathons, Larry and Harry are proving that love — and leotards — really do conquer all.

Keep your eyes peeled, because this duo might just be Gotham’s next great love story… with a whole lot of spandex.