Harry Wise in Chaos Spiral Over Ladyboy Jules: ‘She’s Not Junko—OR IS SHE?!’”

Harry Wise in Chaos Spiral Over Ladyboy Jules: ‘She’s Not Junko—OR IS SHE?!’”

By Tyler Owens | Lolly Cow News, Internet Identity Meltdown Desk

In a dramatic display of confusion, rage, and self-inflicted plot holes, Harry “Big Boy” Wise took to his barely watched livestream late Tuesday night to declare once and for all that Jules is not Junko—only to immediately begin doubting himself mid-rant.

🧠 Cognitive Collapse Live on Air

Shouting into a mic wrapped in tin foil, Harry yelled:

“She’s NOT Junko! She’s Jules! Or Daisy! Or NewsReporterTV—WHATEVER! But NOT Junko! …unless she is…”

Viewers report that Harry began pacing, spiraling into increasingly wild theories while clutching a plush Pikachu and a copy of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.

🤖 Accidental Admissions

At one point, Harry blurted out:

“Maybe she’s… you know… like one of those… uh… ladyboys or something. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! I just—SHE’S NOT JUNKO!”

He then screamed into a mug of lukewarm Monster Energy and muted himself for 17 minutes, possibly to Google terms he didn’t understand.

📢 Audience Reaction

The stream had 4 live viewers—two of whom were bots, and one believed Harry was a Sims character.

One human viewer commented:

“He’s arguing with a JPEG and losing. I can’t look away.”

🧃 Lolly Cow Final Word:

“Harry Wise has entered what experts call a ‘Misinformationt Loop,’ where confusion, obsession, and internet lore collide.

We recommend rest, hydration, and possibly logging off.”